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The Tomarken.com Robotic School of Journalism (v 1.0.0.1) is a dumb semantic parser that
regurgitates extant news stories all crooked-like. In this way, it is like most journalism.
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2006-05-11, 5:28:52 EST
Thousands of riot police are deployed in Cairo to prevent a win the right to return at the UK High Court. At least 20 more people die overnight in Somalia's capital as heavy fighting hold Uzbekistan to account over its violent crackdown in Andijan. Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian makes a surprise transit hold trade talks in Vienna, with energy disputes high on the agenda. The US find it easier to seek out programmes as the BBC revamps its search system.
2006-05-10, 3:44:48 EST
France becomes the first European country to say they have agreed moves to end violent clashes between their supporters. Nintendo shows off games for its new Wii console, but does not set a beat Celtic 1-0 in Roy Keane's testimonial at Old Trafford. Martina Hingis says diplomacy is the number one option in the crisis over Iran's nuclear activity. Two economic reports says it will sell 10 million Xbox 360s by the time rivals Sony and Nintendo launch their new consoles.
2006-05-07, 1:40:38 EST
The US grants refugee status to six North Koreans, beats Ferrari's Michael Schumacher to pole position at the European Grand Prix. The White House protest against an alleged prostitution ring.
2006-05-06, 1:00:10 EST
US President George Bush unexpectedly announces that the CIA director Porter Goss has says five Chinese Muslim men have been freed from Guantanamo Bay and resettled in Albania. Singapore says he is seeking treatment for substance abuse after a car crash. Election observers say the US is blocking plans to resume aid to the Palestinians that would bypass Hamas. Police in Indian-administered Kashmir break up a
2006-05-05, 1:08:08 EST
The US is due to win over Martina Hingis in Warsaw to reach the last eight of the J A political prisoner in Libya say they now control San Salvador Atenco after clashes with machete-wielding locals. , face further action. Afghan warlord Gulbuddin Hekmatyar win over shareholders.
2006-05-03, 3:00:28 EST
South American leaders will find at least 34 bodies and attacks kill several other people as sectarian violence soars. Officials in Phnom Penh says he expects EU states to prepare a binding UN resolution on Iran's nuclear programme. Toll road firms Autostrade and Abertis face three times the early death risk than their peers, a study says.
2006-05-02, 9:46:05 EST
A top US diplomat says he will not go over claims he ordered a corruption probe to target rival Nicolas Sarkozy. Disgraced singer Gary Glitter win the World Championship at The Crucible. Two Tasmanian miners trapped for a week in a cage in a gold mine face an increased risk of suicide, research suggests.
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